Where Have All The Crazies Gone?

~Alice~
It's true, the light drizzle outside has kept our beloved staffers at home. Maybe it's a precautionary step; remember how the Wicked Witch made out with her puddle? Alas, the light drizzle has kept the crazies away from the phones as well. I miss them. Without my rambling, scary, mentally unstable phone friends I have no one to tell me how The Man is controlling my mind. What if the guy from Wichita had more premonitions about Brad and Jen? What if Earl really went ahead with his feud between Oprah and Eddie Murphy? These are things I wonder. I feel so used.

Oh-- what? What's that? Yes, Box Office I'm coming back. I would never leave you. I think you would hurt me if I tried.